oppositology

The study of the mechanism that 'hubbies' use on their significant other's to extract results.

Leala: *grumpy, not in the mood*
Greg: I don't know if we should have sex anymore?
Leala: Why?
Greg: Well, it's just that you're not that good in bed.
Leala: No way, but I could do so much better, I promise. I'm going to show you right now.
Greg: The oppositology results are in. Greg one, leala zero.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010

Oppaitology

A cultured religion that worships oppai (boobs), especially anime boobs and the relevant physics involved. A rival religion of the adonitology faith.

"Worshipping curvy butts is good and all, but oppaitology is better!" ~ some hentai connoisseur and oppai worshipper (that's what he called himself)

by Phantom2682 October 25, 2020

Oppaitology

A religious belief system in which followers, particularly men, engage in the worship of women's breasts as a central element of their faith. The practices and principles of this religion are overseen by EA, who serves as its president, guiding its teachings and rituals.

The study of oppaitology is a serious discipline and should not be taken lightly

by Pierre Clemont October 4, 2024