Opposite Vampire

a normal, boring person who gets up when the sun rises, leads a regular life, then goes to bed when the sun sets.

Man, I can't hang out with Jennifer anymore, she's become such an opposite vampire!

Opposite Vampire by i know cool things November 5, 2011

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