Opporcoonist 

An opporcoonist is a black person who derides any protest of inequality by other black people until it becomes trendy to participate in that protest due to it's growing popularity. Said Opporcoonist may even deny having been against the protest despite damning proof of their staunch stand against it.

Ray Lewis is an Opporcoonist of the highest order. he only chooses to kneel during the national anthem once the president has spoken against the league.

Opporcoonist by juibrand513 September 26, 2017

Opporpoonity 

The opportunity available for poon at a given place or time.

1. Man! There is a lot of opporpoonity at that new strip club!!

2. You're going to an all girl's boarding school?? Think of the all the opporpoonity!!

Opporpoonity by Jez & Brooke September 17, 2005

Missed Opporpoonity 

When you miss out on getting some pussy. Reasons most likely involve being too drunk, you have a girlfriend, or forgot to bring a condom and after asking girl if it was okay she refused.

Amanda:"Heyy Zach, you should come upstairs with me real quick..."
Zach:"I can't, my girlfriend is here"

Damn bro thats some missed opporpoonity

Missed Opporpoonity by Ralford November 19, 2010

opporpoonity 

An opportunity to get poon.

"Those two assholes just cockblocked our amazing opporpoonity."

"This could be a great opporpoonity."

opporpoonity by jrsb April 8, 2009

Opporpoonity 

A good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch.

Man I lost her phone number and totally blew my opporpoonity.

Opporpoonity by Snakeface. May 26, 2009

Opporpoonity 

The opportunity to get laid.

Dude, Jill and I made out all night i think i had an opporpoonity.

Opporpoonity by Dingleberry69ya February 12, 2015

opportoonity 

A chance to either read da funny papuhs or watch animated-shorts humor on television.

Putting sheets of old newspaper in da bottoms of pet-cages is a great opportoonity to have some chuckles.

opportoonity by QuacksO May 26, 2023