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When there is an open opportunity in someone's relationship, meaning someone else can walk in and code green that Boop.

Jillian finally told me about her Open Window

open window by Jillians Daddy February 26, 2017

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open window

Window that is open

Man, look at this open window.

open window by A Moody Booty January 17, 2014

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open your window

Spreading your butt cheeks

Will you open your window for me?

open your window by Booty hoofy August 22, 2017

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I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

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the window is open

what you say to your best friend when the one girl that got away is single again.

Chad: Dude, Courtney just got divorced, the window is open!
Brad: Oh shit!

the window is open by marblecakealsothegame13 September 25, 2018

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Open your door or I'll throw rocks through your window you dumb whore

Dr.Phil, you uncultured swine

Open your door or I'll throw rocks through your window you dumb whore.

Open your door or I'll throw rocks through your window you dumb whore by Dr.Phil(the cool one) July 20, 2022

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open his windows

Anally destroying another man to the point it opens his "windows" or eyes to gay relationships.

I can't wait to open his windows tonight!

open his windows by Wham1155 January 8, 2014

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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