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This is a word that one may use in many different circumstances, when there is no other word to say. It means everything, and nothing
Bob, "Man, you so screwed for your assignment! It's due tomorrow!"

Dylan, "ootoos"

(Thats it)

Exampe 2)

Michael, "hey Jon, how many girls did you made out with last night? (The guy hadn't made out with any)

Jon, "ootoos"

Michael, "what?"

Jon, "exactly"
ootoos by jjnipps November 9, 2012
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it is native for "smoke two bowls" (weed). used to say lets match on a bowl or blunt.
come here... ootoo, lets smoke!... load a bowl
ootoo by team blunts December 2, 2010
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A way of saying YouTube without actually spelling "YouTube"
"David Wood on why Oootoob has suddenly demonetised his whole channel, after 12 years of posting videos."
- Ralph Ellis's Facebook page's post.
ootoob by JSJSJ1212 January 19, 2021
When something is ‘ooooosh’ it’s just proper gun lad like oooosh
Oooooosh ryan Doherty is in the house oooosshh
Ooooosh by Yeahcuzwallah69 October 1, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026