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More oomph than oomph; oomphier than usual;
I wish this newscaster was more oomphie.
Oomphie by CattyTumbee February 9, 2010
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Oompheffy 

A term that acts as a stand in for any derogatory word or phrase. Can be used for sexual reasons or for no reason at all.
What the oompheffy!?
Mmm, yeah you look so oompheffy right now
Oompheffy by Pablo Eefscobar July 24, 2020
a word with no tangible meaning, which works in any way its used.
“im feeling a little oompie today”
“i think ill get a new oompie”
“hes just an oompie guy”
oompie by Cowboy_ January 21, 2023
n. a girlfriend who jumps on your bed and attacks you.
"You oompher!", or "You are such an oompher!", or "Get off my bed, you oompher!"
oompher by lizzyshen October 11, 2006

Oompheffy 

A stand in word for any derogatory or sexual phrase or word that can be used in the human language. Usually used in frustration or just for no reason at all.
What a dumbass oompheffy.
Your oompheffy is lookin hot.
Why the oompheffy would you say that!
Oompheffy by Pablo Eefscobar July 24, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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