Onered

Count of one. Taken from hundred (making count of hundred, hundred or hundredred)

I'll give you till onered to hand it over.

by Master of beargreen August 23, 2023

oner

A gimmicky long take in a movie. 90% of the times it breaks the flow of the editing but it just looks so damn artsy fartsy to the average viewer so it's an easy way to turn a movie into oscar bait when the studio doesn't have many contenders for the Academy Awards. Very few directors can pull it off in a way it actually works, but that doesn't matter because very few critics will dare not to praise it.

Did you know that "1917" is a oner? The whole movie looks like it was shot in a single take! Did you know that? It's so cool, it's gonna win Best Picture for sure! Did you know it? Did you? The whole movie is a single shot!

by not-a-fan June 13, 2020

oner

Assholes on halloween who only give you one piece of candy.

*Halloween Night*
Person at door: Hi, please take one each!
Rick: Bob, let's go, we have a oner here.
Bob: Aww man! I hate those damn oners.

by Moemoefosho December 8, 2007

oner

They're not quite a boner. Maybe a baby boner. But you still get the full affect of being horny.

I bet my oner is bigger than yours!

by Earl has a big Squirrel December 13, 2007

3 for oner

1.5 grams of cocaine for 100 pounds. Called a 3 for a oner because its 3 half gram bags.

About to hit the local and sniff a fat line from my 3 for oner.

by Bigboy packet June 23, 2021

day oner

someone who has always stuck by you and always chooses your friendship/relationship over any and everyone else.

she/he is my day oner, never switched up on me.

by thatbadbitchxx March 29, 2020

/b/oner

When you get a boner on 4chan's /b/ board, A.K.A the random board.

Newfag: Dam dood, I just got a /b/oner from that Rule 34 thread.

by PseudoAlex July 1, 2015