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oneoneone 

Expression brought into the end of a very emphatic statement, following various exclamation marks and a few ones, to further emphasize the idea that, well...you can't be seriously using the Shift key for all those exclamation marks.
oneoneone by Chu Don Juan Toes August 23, 2011

!!!1!11!!!oneoneeleven 

Used in long uses of exclamation marks, the !1one is an intentional mistake that jokes about the appearance of numeral value "1" in exclamation overdoses. This is due to the shift key not consistantly being pressed while tapping "1" for the overused "!"'s. The intentional error may signify even more exclamation marks, like some kind of lunatic scientific notation.
Chuck : What the Heck!!!1!1!!!.
Steve : Ha Ha Ha !!!1!11!!!oneoneeleven
Chuck : Thats not funny

SUNY Oneonta 

Imagine the middle of nowhere add a main street and approximatly 12 bars and 5 pizza places (only one with cold pizza). The campus is generally very nice unless you live in hulbert which is like the center for death becuase its so far from anything else on the campus. A place ruled by greek life and even if you arent in one random people call your room phone every min of everyday during rush week to get you to pledge. A place where the parties are usually closed but yet you can manage to hang out until all hours of the morning at either the bars or in the rooms. You know it isnt called stoneonta for nothing! All in all it is a wonderful school if you are getting your "higher" education in the field of alcohol, THC or cold pizza consumption
I want to go to SUNY Oneonta
Drinking town with a college problem.

Butt hole of the universe.
And now we have yet another thirsty thursday.

I would have written my paper, but this is Oneonta.
Oneonta by solobassist January 4, 2008
Awesome school, part of the SUNY system. It's nice and fun as long as you don't live on campus. The worst dorm to live in is Blodgett because it is ruled by an evil RD "Niz", who eats babies.

Mystical land ruled by snow and hippies. At least a third of the campus smokes pot, and at least 125% of the campus drinks. Greek life here is either really cool or really lame, and some unrecognized frats are basicaly gangs with greek letters.

Lots of good people, but there's also evil alien demons around who will kill you.There's a mystical creature here called Elmo in the Frat Phi Kappa Psi, which can help show you the answer to enlightenment.

All the town needs is more bars. There's only 20 here, and they only stay open to 1 in the morning on weeknights and 2 on the weekend. We need more party nights instead of just thursday, friday, saturday.
- I totally got wasted in Oneonta, and I woke up dressed like a hippy.
- Residence life in Oneonta works for Satan.
- God was born in Oneonta.
- There are too many talking trees in Oneonta.
Oneonta by Star Destroyer January 14, 2008

half-struck one o'clock 

Term used in the North of England to denote a lack of mental capacity. One of a genre of epithets signifying that a person is 'not all there'.
By 'eck, that cousin of yours acts half-struck one o'clock.
It isn't an act. She really is thick.
half-struck one o'clock by Jim44 September 24, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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