One-deck

To have one deck. Or to have One-Deck? that is the question...Well to have have One-Deck is to sleep with one of my so-called friends, and to be male

I'm gay. I've had One-Deck!!!!

One-deck by big gay al June 17, 2003

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stoned county boy excellent DJ brilliant in bed

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one-deck by Tiesto May 22, 2003

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one card short of a deck

Kinda nutty. A little crazy. Genetically speaking, simple.

Dick Cheney is one card short of a deck.

one card short of a deck by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

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Hitting one to the upper deck

Taking a crap in the tank part of a toilet

I hit one to the upper deck, whoever flushes next is in for a real surprise

Hitting one to the upper deck by gdollar January 3, 2004

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one-decked

when a person is knocked to the floor in one punch

did you see that fight before? deanus got one-decked

one-decked by deanus fozard May 15, 2007

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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