One stand

The mating ritual between two unacquainted human beings of which takes course during the day.

“Hey b, you wanna come over for a one stand”

One stand by RandGscopywrite April 10, 2020

one night stand 

Hooking up with someone for one night of sex with no strings attached and hoping to never see them again. It is important not to exchange any personal info with them so they can't track you down and stalk you later.

I had a one night stand with this guy I picked up at the club.

one night stand by hidollarho February 25, 2004

One night stand 

An event that happens when you drink too much or you're so terribly desprate for sex, you have a fun night with a stranger only to wake up and know that you have a 50% chance you contracted chlamydia and/or how disappointed God is of you. But it doesn't matter because you'll do it again anyway.

A one night stand is like Russian roulette, you either get a high chance of great sexy times or you fucking shoot yourself in the head. Might as well just fuck your bestfriend.

One night stand by an anonymous girl_ZaX November 11, 2017

one night stand 

The act of having intercourse with a person but having no further relations to them after that.

"Nah man, it was only a one night stand, she was sexy though."

one night stand by acrobativity June 2, 2017

One Morning Stand

A variation of One Night Stand and ejacuvate, only in the morning, like say before school in her BMW. After the fact, these two will suffer a day of either awkward looks or sensual stares, depending on their relationship. The author has only suffered the former unfortunately, but in due time...

Friend: "So how'd it go with Nicolette this morning, didn't you need to get a ride from her?"
One Morning Stand...er: "Actually I was the one who gave her the--"
Friend: "The ride? Goddamn are you predictable, so you fucked her...in her car...before school started?"
OMS..er: "Yep...I'll be back, I have cooking next, so I should probably wash my hands, I don't think anyone wants FISH in their stir fry....do you get it, huh?!"
Friend: "....god I hate you"

One Morning Stand by Irish Wolf April 20, 2006

One night stand 

Fuck n leave.

I had a one night stand last night at the bar with this one guy/girl

One night stand by That is true^ May 3, 2020

Verbal One Night Stand 

Verbal one night stand: when you have a deep conversation with someone you don't know, and never do it again.

Samantha and I had a deep conversation the other night about her woeful love life. Then I signed off. She told me later it was a verbal one night stand.

Verbal One Night Stand by The Dumpster, Apparently August 5, 2008