One stand
One stand by RandGscopywrite April 10, 2020
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one night stand
Hooking up with someone for one night of sex with no strings attached and hoping to never see them again. It is important not to exchange any personal info with them so they can't track you down and stalk you later.
one night stand by hidollarho February 25, 2004
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One night stand
An event that happens when you drink too much or you're so terribly desprate for sex, you have a fun night with a stranger only to wake up and know that you have a 50% chance you contracted chlamydia and/or how disappointed God is of you. But it doesn't matter because you'll do it again anyway.
A one night stand is like Russian roulette, you either get a high chance of great sexy times or you fucking shoot yourself in the head. Might as well just fuck your bestfriend.
One night stand by an anonymous girl_ZaX November 11, 2017
one night stand
one night stand by acrobativity June 2, 2017
One Morning Stand
A variation of One Night Stand and ejacuvate, only in the morning, like say before school in her BMW. After the fact, these two will suffer a day of either awkward looks or sensual stares, depending on their relationship. The author has only suffered the former unfortunately, but in due time...
Friend: "So how'd it go with Nicolette this morning, didn't you need to get a ride from her?"
One Morning Stand...er: "Actually I was the one who gave her the--"
Friend: "The ride? Goddamn are you predictable, so you fucked her...in her car...before school started?"
OMS..er: "Yep...I'll be back, I have cooking next, so I should probably wash my hands, I don't think anyone wants FISH in their stir fry....do you get it, huh?!"
Friend: "....god I hate you"
One Morning Stand...er: "Actually I was the one who gave her the--"
Friend: "The ride? Goddamn are you predictable, so you fucked her...in her car...before school started?"
OMS..er: "Yep...I'll be back, I have cooking next, so I should probably wash my hands, I don't think anyone wants FISH in their stir fry....do you get it, huh?!"
Friend: "....god I hate you"
One Morning Stand by Irish Wolf April 20, 2006
One night stand
One night stand by That is true^ May 3, 2020
Verbal One Night Stand
Verbal one night stand: when you have a deep conversation with someone you don't know, and never do it again.
Samantha and I had a deep conversation the other night about her woeful love life. Then I signed off. She told me later it was a verbal one night stand.
Verbal One Night Stand by The Dumpster, Apparently August 5, 2008
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