one pump Trump

An incumbent president who suffers from counting premature elections.

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A former president who was voted out after only 1 term.

This 2020 election is something else, look at this one pump Trump actively calling out to stop vote counting.

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One Pump Trump

A president that refuses to wash his hands or wear a face mask and then acts surprised when he gets kicked out of the white house during a global pandemic.

We might need to get this house fumigated now that one pump Trump is getting his Corona infected self moved out.

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