one eye open drunk 

Preface: This can't just be me. Ok, Def. When You have drank enough that it is inexplicably comfortable to watch TV or read with just one eye open. To open both eyes actually reduces the quality of visual perception. This stage occurs before any feeling of sickness, but well past the point of which "good judgement" is a consideration.

I'm one eye open drunk and feeling pretty great about it.

one eye open drunk by Wordsmithin June 20, 2017