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Euphamism/idiom used in describing someone so hot you would eat their poo in reference to the infamous "two girls one cup" video that made more people puke than Rosie O'Donnell in a lingerie... an impressive feat.
Blanka: That stripper was ridiculously hot. If she didn't have like 23 STD's I'd one cup her.

Guile: Shit that just adds to the flavor man, I'd totally 1 cup her. Sonic Boom!
one cup by testicles...that is all November 25, 2007
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A bra made especially for women who survived breast cancer.
"Whats with Jane these days? she seems a bit off.."
"thats just her getting used to her new "One Cup" Bra."
One Cup by barry mycockiner September 8, 2009
The term used by a work colleague who buys himself and no one else a beverage
Oh look here comes one cup
One cup by Akrbxz November 13, 2016

2 girls one cup 

2 girls are making out with eachother. they stop at one point and one takes a huge shit into a cup. they then begin to lick the poop like it's an ice cream cone. one of the girls gags herself and vomits onto the poopsicle, then they keep licking it. soon enough they are taking turns vomiting into eachother's mouths while both covered in shit and vomit.
sally: you should watch 2 girls one cup!
suzie: ok! *watches it*
suzie: *commits suicide*
2 girls one cup by Baby Lemonade December 30, 2007

two girls one cup 

Disgusting movie on the web. Two girls start licking each others chests, followed by one of the girls filling a pint glass with her own feces. The movie goes on to show BOTH girls licking and sucking at the contents of the cup. Later, one girl has a fine specimen that she squirts out of her mouth a few times before swallowing. THEN the girls start pulling the trigger and puking in each others mouths! WORST MOVIE ON THE WEB! INCONCEIVABLE!!
"My ex-girlfriend invited me to a friends' house to watch what she called 'Two Girls One Cup'... After watching it I burned all of my things, had my name legally changed, and moved to a new state."
two girls one cup by Magetto13 October 2, 2007

Two girls, One cup 

The definition of PTSD. Dont watch it, i am warning you. If you want to keep your eyes pure then listen to me. Dont. fucking. watch. it. I am begging you. Dont watch it. My eyes have been cursed with eternal pain and disgust after watching it.

Summary:

2 girls shit in a cup and lick it like ice cream.
Dan: just watched Two girls, One cup. I want to kill myself

Jeff: my name a jeff lol

two girls one cup 

the second main reason of suicide in America.

(the first is Jeff Foxworthy)
Sheriff: Another one jumped off the bridge today.

Officer: Why would he ever go to that Blue Collar Comedy show?

Sheriff: No, no, no, this one saw two girls one cup.

Officer: Oh, I slap my monkey when I watch those.
two girls one cup by A Silvz February 22, 2009
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