On The Pole

Phrase describing if a girl is sexually active or not, often in reference to teenaged girls. The use of "pole" comes from the likeness of a male penis to a pole, hence, if a girl is on a pole, she'd be sexually active.

"I think it's pretty clear at this point that Sarah Palin's daughter is on the pole."

"You'd better stop letting your daughter dress like Britney Spears or she'll be on the pole before you can say the words R. Kelly."

On The Pole by Lazarus Ciccone October 20, 2008

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get on the pole

Simply putting another human on the stripper pole as a punishment

Hey joe, get on the pole

get on the pole by Blsh888 November 6, 2017

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Declare War on the North Pole Day

A day for naughty kids to arm themselves with Nerf guns, marking their futile declaration of war against Santa and the North Pole. Always occurs on December 26th.

Declare War on the North Pole Day 2022
Naughty kid 1: I-I-I saw it in F-Fortnite! I-if we enter through the front door we will kill the elves and s-s-seize the means of production!
Rest of the naughty kids: H-HEIL... C-C-COMMUNISM!! PRAISE STALIN AND FORTNITE!!
Santa Claus: *exits workshop* The fuck is this shit?
Naughty kids: FORTNITE BATTLE PASS PLZZZZ!!! FOLLOW MY TIKTO-
*Santa guns them all down with an AR-15*

Declare War on the North Pole Day by Yopmail User February 23, 2023

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low man on the totem pole

Lowest person in the pecking order at work.

Bob's entry level job makes him low man on the totem pole.

low man on the totem pole by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

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low on the totem pole

the last person in the chain of command, the person to do everybody else's scut work

-Dude, you're so low on the totem pole you take orders from interns
-Toushe

low on the totem pole by ana von hindenburg October 29, 2010

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I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on

Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.

Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)

I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on by Al_000 May 27, 2023

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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