on the knob

Being ‘on the knob’ is a state that an individual can be in, it occurs after heavy drug use and has an effect of paralysis or drowsyness. Not being ‘on the knob’ can result in erratic and crack head like behaviour, after a long period of not being on the knob an individual can enter the no knob existential crisis state where they crave nothing but the knob to the point they would kill themselves for a hit on the knob.

“Oh fuck mate look at Nathan he hasn’t been on the knob Since this morning he’s loosing his shit”

“Mate look at old mate China over there, he’s been on the knob in the last 20 minutes bro he ain’t movin”

by DeliWrap1956 November 17, 2019

slob on the knob

to get or give a blowjob, head...you know sucking dick.

man, i can't wait until she shuts up and slob on the knob.

by x January 16, 2004

knorn on the knob

Excrement with a high level of texture due to consumption of corn.

The knorn on the knob hurt so much that John regretted eating three ears of corn.

by mj_oblio February 29, 2004

Corn on the knob

When you stick pieces of corn on your penis so that it resembles a corn on the cob then get your other half to eat it off while giving you oral.

Kym came over and gave me a fucking brilliant corn on the knob! She didn't miss one kernel!

by Roomy1985 October 20, 2014

corn on the knob

After a session of anal sex, the penis is removed from the anal cavity to reveal a peice of shit on it. In witnessing this the man pukes on the girls back and her thinking he just came begins to rub 'his hot man juice' all over her body.

Jonny and his girl had corn on the knob last night

by G-maximus October 3, 2003

bobbin on the knob

a blowjob

Yo my girl went bobbin on the knob last night

by American Nazi January 8, 2012

Slob on the knob

Slob on the knob is when you put too much lotion on your hands, and you cannot get it open.

"I had to slob on the knob in my sisters room this morning"

by Knob Slopper February 11, 2019