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they did surgery on a grape 

a meme dating back to around november 2018. it refers to “they” (they being scientists, i think) using an automated surgery system to peel back the skin of a grape. also a good conversation ender.
jill: i’m so sick and tired of how you treat me, you never pay attention to me and never think of me! this is why i’m breaking up with you.

bubba: they did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape 

They did surgery on a grape 

It started when "they" did surgery on a grape to show the precision of “Da Vinci surgical system”. For some reason instagram user "simpledorito" posted a picture of an instagram screenshot where everything is written "they did suregery on a grape".
I was today years old when i found out that they did surgery on a grape

On the grape 

The act of becoming extremely intoxicated from drinking wine.
Husband: (watching game with friend) Yo Frankie I don't think she is ever gonna cook dinner for us, she just poured another glass of Shiraz. She be on the grape.
Frankie: true. Your wife is smashed, if I woulda known your wife be on the grape I would have ordered some pizza.
On the grape by CCR7 May 15, 2011

they did surgery on a grape 

(Posh version for Posh people)

They, being the unspecified, unseen being, performed an extremely difficult medical procedure on an unshrivelled wine vessel.
Oh lawd, they did surgery on a grape.

Here we go again, with the "they did surgery on a grape" thing.