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On Clit

On Clit (pronounced ‘CLEET’)is a phrase which is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to another phrase such as "On God." Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On my grandpa," "On gang," etc...
Person 1: I whipped out of that parking lot so fast, spinning the wheel, I 'bout flipped the damn car over. Then the police started following me, and I had to run away.

Person 2: Really?

Person 1: On Clit, bruh."
by COLtheCVNT November 2, 2023
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On clit

On God but evolved. Interchangeable with on clizzy.
I just pulled a bbl

Oh on clit
by Randall with the handle March 7, 2024
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clit on lockdown

When you have a really close friend and you have to share a bed with him and ya tell him and there is NO chance of sex occurring!
So me and my manpanion went out and got so trashed he could not drive so we had to share a bed together! Had to put the clit on lockdown !
by SexyTexan January 12, 2012
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Hillary Clit'on

Bill's private nickname for the 21st century's Eleanor Roosevelt.
Bill: Hey Hillary Clit'on, wanna make another Chelsea?
Hillary: Why don't you go find Monica? I've got some campaigning to do!
by republican horndog :-p May 3, 2007
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lit lit titty spit on my clit

A term used to express extreme littness that one can only understand through this arrangement of words.
friend : oh man that party looked like a good ass time!
friend #2 : oh hell yea it was! lit lit titty spit on my clit!
by ambsisakoolkat February 15, 2018
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clit on

when the female of the species has an erection, stimulated, aroused.
wow my wife sure gets a clit on when george clooney's on the t.v. or wow man i've got such a clit on, i must JILL OFF NOW!
by lj August 20, 2003
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shit on my clit

The phrase “shit on my clit” is derived from “suck my dick”—but it sports a clever rhyme and equally disgusting connotation. It was first discovered in Barrington, Rhode Island in 2010.

The phrase can be used: 1. to express extreme frustration; 2. in complete sarcasm to another who may be of general inconvenience to you; 3. with supreme elation or joyfulness, contradicting its meaning in a symphony of ironic vulgarity.

It can be used by either gender, despite its reference to the clitoris.
Expressing extreme frustration:
“Shit on my clit!”

With sarcasm:
“Yeah, asshole, keep shittin’ on my clit.”

Supreme elation:
“Shhhitttt on my clit!”
by br33n March 22, 2011
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