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by Nobody's Business May 15, 2021
by Omni-man fake identity August 10, 2021
John's omni-racial appearance helped him attract votes from Caucasians, Hispanics and African-Americans in the mayoral election.
by NoShama November 16, 2009
A prodigiously inept individual, typically involved in the political domain. Just as God is omni-potent and 'all-powerful', such an incompetent is omni-shambolic and 'all-failing'. Coined by Malcolm Tucker, of 'The Thick of It' fame.
I was going to ask if you could help me with my science project, but then I remembered you were the omni-shambles so I asked my step-dad for some money so I could download it from the internet instead.
by FitzyG789 February 15, 2010
Omni-piss refers to the activity of drinking in extreme excess and the full immersion in aspects such as, location of piss, company in which you are on this piss, substance both legal and illegal, and unequivocal dedication to the overall cause.
Slouched and hungover, Sebastian turns to Bloomers and remarks:
"Last night was remarkable, truly an Omni-piss"
Bloomers concurred affectionately and then proceeded to vomit into the sink for the remaining sunlight hours
"Last night was remarkable, truly an Omni-piss"
Bloomers concurred affectionately and then proceeded to vomit into the sink for the remaining sunlight hours
by DopeDickFuckChick May 17, 2020
The best lick anyone could ever play in a solo. It works in any style, at any tempo, in any song, and at all times. It is the most efficient way to impress women and the best way to make new friends. It never fails to make an ordinary solo an extraordinary one. Surveys show that the Omni-lick accounts for 73% of unplanned pregnancies. It is way too real.
by DHurst April 16, 2008
adj. A word or phrase that should never be used, regardless of circumstances.
The opposite of omnipropriate, a word or phrase that is appropriate for use in all situations.
The opposite of omnipropriate, a word or phrase that is appropriate for use in all situations.
Brian: I really wish I could waffle stomp while reading Twilight. That would be so much fun.
Bobby: Why would anyone want to do that? That is the most omni-inappropriate thing I have ever heard.
Bobby: Why would anyone want to do that? That is the most omni-inappropriate thing I have ever heard.
by Rudder has a tiny dudder May 30, 2010