Omni-lick

The best lick anyone could ever play in a solo. It works in any style, at any tempo, in any song, and at all times. It is the most efficient way to impress women and the best way to make new friends. It never fails to make an ordinary solo an extraordinary one. Surveys show that the Omni-lick accounts for 73% of unplanned pregnancies. It is way too real.

Holy crap, did you hear Bobby play the Omni-lick right there? This is getting way too real.

Omni-lick by DHurst April 15, 2008

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Omnilicker

A licker of all things

When your dog licks all things in sight, it would be identified as an Omnilicker.

“When I was walking my dog down the sidewalk, she continued to touch everything in reach with her tongue: dead bugs, flowers she wasn’t supposed to get into, dried up gum, and a stranger’s sweaty leg. Do you have an suggestions you prevent her from being an Omnilicker?”

Omnilicker by Bma July 28, 2020

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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