ombu

a tree-like shrub that has some exposed roots, found in South America. some people like to climb these.

I climbed an ombu today

by the random. February 10, 2022

Ombudsman school

A school where short bus riders go

Jeremy: I went to Ombudsman school because i wasn't going to get passed for attending alone.
Seth: What are you retarded?
Jeremy: It's called a learning disability, bro
Seth: Oh ok.

by connierobinsonkc August 29, 2023

ombusher

How one often spells the word "embouchure" (because "embouchure" sounds like it should be spelled "ombusher") -- the use of the facial muscles and shaping of the lips when playing a wind instrument like a tuba or trombone.

You're putting too much pressure on the mouthpiece. Relax the ombusher. Don't use any muscles you don't need.

by Telephony January 4, 2011

Taong ombuds

Prior to this definition: "taong ombuds" didn't really didn't made any sense, due to the lack of direct translation of "Ombudsman" (origin has Old Norse/Scandinavian roots) in Tagalog

1. noun, Singular
A rare, and new kind of Ombudsman of The Republic of The Philippines. This type of ombudsman does a 180° turn in a silly manner and deliberately goes against the primary mandate of his/her office. At first it looks like it's a joke of some sorts, but the fuckin clown is serious.

2. noun Singular
Someone who has one job, but spectacularly fails to do it

Bongga Go: Isa kang taong ombuds.
Sammy: Ano yun?
Bongga Go: Edi wala kang silbi.

Secretary ni Sammy: Malapit na ang bertdey ng taong ombuds.
Officemate ni Sammy: Madaming clown shoes sa Shopee. Yun na lang pa-bertdey natin sa kanya

by Noynoying2012 September 28, 2020

ombugata

Someone or a friend who is a moron or did something really dumb

An example about people shooting airsoft guns guy 1: (kicks over ammo can)

Guy 2: dude wtf your a fucking ombugata

by ChuggJuggson February 24, 2019

Ombudsman

Noun, slang. Used as a derogatory term toward Canadian bass players/backup vocalists with a goatee and/or a mohawk who happen to go by the name Mike Ayley. Although its origin is unknown, the word was likely first used on October 16, 2011 in a series of humorous tweets by Marianas Trench guitarist Matt Webb, who probably should have been working on recording the new album at the time.

Matt: “Mike is what I like to call an ombudsman.”

Matt: “Oh look, it’s a fucking ombudsman!”

Matt: “I think I lost 2 followers for excessively tweeting about ombudsmans last night. Oh well, they were probably ombudsmans."

by trench tersh October 17, 2011

Ombudsman

The annoying hi-fivin d-bag whose job it is to sit in the back of the crew boat yelling "Stroke, Stroke, Stroke" to the other dudes in the boat who really dont care that much about winning the race as they do having the "crew" designation on their resume for when they apply as a junior an analyst to Goldman Sachs, finally making their parents happy and thinking they've reached the end of the endless hampster wheel called life in elite America, yet only to realized that having that annoying ombudsman yelling "Stroke" at you was the highlight of your life becsuse now youre working 80 hrs a week for another former ombudsman who makes the first ombudsman seem like a really decent chap. Either one of these ombudsman are subject to unsolicited, random ejaculations of pointless and tedious yarns about their days of being the ombudsman on the Cornell crew team.

Bartholomew Windsor Winchester Winthrop was elated to report to his first day at Goldman Sachs only to find to his horror that his new GS ombudsman was the same ombudsman on the Varsity Cornell crew team when he was on the JV Cornellcrew team.

by strategeries January 12, 2023