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Persian Omlette 

1. A mixture of eggs and tomatoes. Usually added are pepper, salt, bell peppers, mushrooms, and onions. Lots of other ingredients are added. Usually eaten with flat-like bread (not flatbread or loaved bread) Eaten for breakfast,brunch and rarely lunch.
Ayatollah: Mom make me some persian omlette.
Bush: Sorry honey we're out of tomatoes.
Saddam Hussein:I got some tomatoes......Come get them Bush
Persian Omlette by OmletteMaker January 24, 2011

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.
person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

havanna omlette 

a very wet poop left in the toilet for others to see, especially after a heavy beer drinking night
Holy cow, you should see the havanna omlette in the fraternity house crapper. Who ate corn?
havanna omlette by matt1968 October 13, 2007

new york omlette 

When a woman is giving oral sex to a man, as he reaches climax he slams her head onto his penis forcing her to gag and vomit all over his crotch.
new york omlette by big papa peter November 4, 2003
to bust a load in a girls ear and then to fold the ear over in an omlette like fashion!!
After we were done humping, she said she was hungry so i mabe that bitch an omlette
omlette by Matt November 12, 2003

chin omlette 

The act of ejaculating on a partners face.
She gave him head and he gave her a chin omlette
chin omlette by Dutchman March 7, 2003