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oluwasegunfunmi 

A loving and caring friend.. easy to talk to..
Might look lazy but isn't.
He's the definition of caring
Being a flirt might be what he portrays but his heart is as feeble as cotton.
He's the best friend you can dream of
The best buddy..
If you have oluwasegunfunmi as a friend or boyfriend
Keep him cause that nigga is rare.
oluwasegunfunmi by Abbyghail November 25, 2021

Oluwasegunfunminitotonicalvary 

The Nigerian Prince Of FIFA.
419NigerianPrinceEA@hotmail.com

I can grant anyone a player of their desired choice in FIFA, If i were a scam then you would not see the EA in my email so i am legit.
All i need is your EA Account name and EA Password, And maybe your bank account details.
My Name A Oluwasegunfunminitotonicalvary

Which Means: The Lord Has Conquered My Pussy, At Calvary
And as you can tell, i have the blessing and i want to give the blessing to you.

How it is done:
You have a black man in your team, i clap my hands. now he is Ronaldo

oluwaseunfunmi

Simply means God did it for me. It is a unisex name and they are believed to have God's backup in whatever they do. They are very strong people and very influential.
She is called Oluwaseunfunmi( God has done it for me)
oluwaseunfunmi by Holluwabetty February 5, 2020
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