Olsoned

To be up a creek without a paddle. To have the whole world in the palm of your hand and then blow it. (A figure of speech)

I'd rather get Olsoned out here in the middle of nowhere then lose face in front of my friends and family.

Olsoned by OlsonForPres2012 February 18, 2010

Olsoned

The act of getting dimed out by a co-worker or someone you thought was cool.

Hey it wasnt me that tossed your rack, It was Jacobsen! Ha I just olsoned jacobsen.

Olsoned by Andy Blacke April 28, 2008

Olsonerist 

Someone who is extremely obese, stubborn. Has no sex life and has a common practice with inpregnating goats.

David constantly flirts with blow up sheep, he must be some kind of Olsonerist.

Olsonerist by Adam Marshall April 7, 2003

Olsonesq 

To have extremely short, un-effective, and utterly useless arms

Im going to punch that person in the face, and then slap his mother, and he cant do shit because his arms are Olsonesq.

Olsonesq by Mark Struthers November 6, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019