Old One 

A beer that has been sitting open for hours, warm, old, and stale.

"Oh gross, I think I just drank an old one".

Old One by the_me November 4, 2012

old one eye

Male genitalia, specifically the "poker", or penis.

Old one eye snuck a look at her roast beef.

old one eye by Tornado69 May 10, 2006

old one brown eye 

the butthole of a cat

ted: i love to sniff the old one brown eye
zac: thats nasty....

old one brown eye by zacince July 21, 2014

Old One Strategy 

The political calculation that scaring seniors will replace fear of minorities as a ploy to win elections.

The GOP can no longer rely on the Southern strategy so now they are employing the Old One Strategy to win elections

Old One Strategy by R. Paine October 23, 2011

The Old One Two 

The way my father taught my brother and I , it is a boxing combo.

They call it The Old One Two because it is practice's as such.

1, 1 2, 1 2 3, and continues up to 5

The actual combo though it this.

1. Jab
1,2. Jab jav
1,2,3. Jab jab uppercut
1,2,3,4. Jab jab uppercut jab
1,2,3,4,5. Jab jab uppercut jab hook. (Left or right)

The shouldn't have followed me into the ring. Because I gave em' the old one two.

The Old One Two by Joeyminersmith February 21, 2018

Taking old one eye to the optometrist 

The "act"...fucking, getting business done.

I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.

Taking old one eye to the optometrist by Dano69 November 14, 2006

good old one eye 

slang for the purple headed warrior of love.

don't go down there, good old one eye is angry. When he gets agitated he sneezes love snot upon thee.

good old one eye by good old one eye January 7, 2005