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Old Luggage

The impossibly tanned and bespeckled senior citizens that sunbake at the beach or pool in skimpy swimmers. Also found at nude beaches everywhere, much like luggage washed ashore from a sinking cruise ship.
"Get your ass down here, the water's gorgeous! Just ignore the old luggage and throw on some sun block."
by Paul L'astname March 9, 2013
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