old factory

secret code to use in public for cocaine use, stemming from olfactory, meaning referring to the sense of smell

hey dude after this round of beers, do you wanna go to the old factory real quick?

old factory by druidman October 16, 2025

old spaghetti factory 

When two or more people press their buttox together and defecate at the same.

Hey let's go old spaghetti factory the manager's car that kicked us out of the venue. I hope the sun roof is open.

old spaghetti factory by Pastalover4life June 18, 2023

olfactory "hallucinations" 

When you smell something that really isn't there.

I've had many olfactory "hallucinations" like when I smell mustard & there's none around!

olfactory "hallucinations" by Starchylde December 11, 2016

Fecal-Particulate-Olfactory-Simulation 

Fecal Particulate Olfactory Simulation, or FPOS, is the process through which one is able to experience a fart.

I was on an escalator and was downwind of someone letting one rip.. it was the worst FPOS ever... I couldn't escape it.

Fecal-Particulate-Olfactory-Simulation by Yokes April 7, 2005

olfactory rape

Being subjected in public to any offensive odor, i.e., bo, cigarettes, cigar smoke, barn boots, farts, unwashed, unbathed bodies, etc.

At this weekend's fiber festival, I was the victim of olfactory rape by a clearly unbathed individual who was also covered with third hand smoke.

olfactory rape by Lemondrop Mangosteen September 28, 2009

encopretic olfactory hallucinations 

A description of the neuropsychological disorder wherein a person erroneously believes they have shit themselves.

Sadly, during his early childhood while visiting his dad in prison, Jared was dropped squarely on his head and ever since this unfortunate event he’s been having these disruptive encopretic olfactory hallucinations which has caused him to wear the now familiar “Kushner shit smelling face.”

encopretic olfactory hallucinations by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020

olfactory assault 

When a person's mere proximity is enough to make you feel like your being repeatedly punched in the sinuses by their overbearing perfume/cologne. Olfactory assaulters have no sense of smell therefore they are immune to their own chemical warfare.

Do you like my perfume?
Yes it's intoxicating, and by intoxicating I mean, I feel like I'm two drinks in and am being waterboarded with gasoline. Please end this olfactory assault. I surrender and will tell you anything you need to know. And I'll use my underwear as the white flag.

olfactory assault by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 25, 2010