old bag

A haggard, perpetually grumpy, good for nothing elderly woman.

Gertrude: "So Frank, did you hear about Walt's little doctor's visit? Seems the rectal examination made him a little bit squeamish. Let me tell you..."
Walt: "For Christ's sake! Shut up, you old bag, and grab me a cold one!"

by Nick D August 19, 2004

Old bag

Ugly old lady

You are an old bag, with old bag titties.

by goeatbugs April 21, 2015

old bag

grumpy old bat who doesnt do anything for anyone

Mrs keen, jeez your an old bag!

by Anonymous November 12, 2002

old bag

There's no bag like an old bag, there's no bag I know...

Every hot young babe eventually in time becomes an old bag.

Most old bags belong to the bitchin' and moanin' (B&M) club.

by Jimbo Creamer July 25, 2010

Old Bag Of Gas

Somebody who is generally unpleasant to be around. Usually cranky, negative, extremly opinionated and basically a total bore.

I am not inviting Barbara to my party! She is such an old bag of gas

or

Get off my front porch you old bag of gas!

or

Abby got an F on her test. What an old bag of gas

by Penny Parrot June 17, 2010

Old bag of bones

A skinny old person. Usually used as a derogatory term.

(While walking through an old, abandoned house)

Mark- "Dude there is garbage everywhere"

Sheiswan- "I know, the old bag of bones that owned this place didn't know how to throw anything away"

Mark- "Look, an old yo-gurt cup. Its 'Fruit on the bottom"

Sheiswan- "I hate fruit on the bottom of yo-gurt. Mix that shit up"

by The_Buddy November 15, 2011

fat old bag of sag

Used for an old woman who has bags on her bags, rolls on her rolls and wrinkles on her wrinkles.

*old woman* You want some of this?
*guy 1* No, you old hag!
LATER
*guy 1* Dude, did you see that?
*guy 2* yeah you got hit on by that fat old bag of sag.

by DonTouchMeFoo November 29, 2010