Old Roy

An elderly sexual deviant or pervert

Check out Old Roy over there lurking in the corner and eyeball raping that chick

Old Roy by Boxed Clowns May 24, 2016

Old Roy

Store brand.

I could not afford to buy a case of Pepsi so I bought a case of Old Roy cola.

Old Roy by Efparri May 15, 2018

oldroyd 

Scary math teacher that smacks children with rulers. They also threaten to take your lips off of you and shove them up your butt. They throw jolly ranchers at children for when they are bored.

*in math class with an oldroyd*
person A: "hey dude! guess what :D"
person B: "listen here dickhead, unless you want to get your lips ripped off and shoved up your ass, shut the fuck up."

oldroyd by oldroyd June 3, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008