Old Roy

An elderly sexual deviant or pervert

Check out Old Roy over there lurking in the corner and eyeball raping that chick

Old Roy by Boxed Clowns May 24, 2016

Old Roy

Store brand.

I could not afford to buy a case of Pepsi so I bought a case of Old Roy cola.

Old Roy by Efparri May 15, 2018

oldroyd 

Scary math teacher that smacks children with rulers. They also threaten to take your lips off of you and shove them up your butt. They throw jolly ranchers at children for when they are bored.

*in math class with an oldroyd*
person A: "hey dude! guess what :D"
person B: "listen here dickhead, unless you want to get your lips ripped off and shoved up your ass, shut the fuck up."

oldroyd by oldroyd June 3, 2021