3 definition by Boxed Clowns

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An elderly sexual deviant or pervert
Check out Old Roy over there lurking in the corner and eyeball raping that chick
by Boxed Clowns May 24, 2016

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The process of placing a cup against the wall to listen to your neighbour's lewd acts whilst masturbating
Old Roy had his cup to the wall last night, left himself raw
by Boxed Clowns May 05, 2016

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A recording of an individual evacuating their bowels, sent to someone else
Jibs sent Old Roy turd notes everyday for a week, some were exceptionally sloppy
by Boxed Clowns June 28, 2016

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