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old glory 

A nickname for the 24-starred American Flag flown during the Civil War as coined by Salem, Mass. shipmaster Capt. William Driver. This term has now come into use for the American Flag of any design. She is timeless; No war could diminish her radiance, no faulty administration foul her name.
When the Captain of the 22nd Maine regiment lifted Old Glory above the cannon haze, a singular rally-cry issued forth from his troops.
old glory by Jake Phelps June 18, 2006
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old glory 

A bitch that is so ugly that you have to wrap a flag around her head and do her for your country
That chic is an old glory.
old glory by sedrikk July 21, 2005

old glory 

The title of one who has been caught in the nude by one's parents or sibling with the flag of our nation wrapped around his/her naked body.
Chris D'Angelis, unsure of his parents' arrival, decided to let loose, was walked in on, and is now dubbed Old Glory.
old glory by Hasky April 19, 2005

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old glory by chris March 7, 2005

old glory hole 

placing your penis through an American flag and have a girl perform oral sex on you
I performed an old glory hole with veronica.
old glory hole by tlebowski88 January 1, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026