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Old Dutch 

A group sexual move originally developed by three Dutch-Canadian engineers in the 1980's, and named after a brand of potato chips popular in Canada. To preform it, a couple (the original couple was straight, but it is also performed by gay men) proceeds to have anal sex in the reverse cowgirl position, and the third participant (always a female), squirts vaginal fluid onto both of them.

The man or woman receiving anal sex then would defaecate on the woman that excreted the fluid, and then all three participants slam their genitals (or breasts for women) onto each other.

It remains a popular sexual past-time among Canadian engineering students.
Spencer's such a pimp, he picked up two sluts from our math class and made them do an old dutch. He really reeks today though.
Old Dutch by biomanrox October 19, 2010
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my old dutch 

ge' us another vera 'n phil while you're up standing me old dutch!!

Old Fashioned Dutch Baby 

When one person squats over another person's face and defecates (takes a dump) on their forehead. This often occurs during a sexual encounter, but it does not have to.
I gave Janice an Old Fashioned Dutch Baby last night.
Old Fashioned Dutch Baby by DebRi December 21, 2013

Old Dutchman 

Going down on someone with a mouth full of potato chips (preferably the Old Dutch brand from Canada).
When I give my girlfriend ye Old Dutchman I eat Rip-L chips for her pleasure, but if she's been naughty I munch down on Mexican Chili flavour!
Old Dutchman by Saulstar September 9, 2020
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026