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This is a phrase used mostly by James May when something (as it inevitably does) goes wrong on Top Gear, often when an amphibious vehicle challenge leaves him spinning in circles or in the drink.
James May: Oh Cock!

<'amphibious' motorcycle falls apart halfway across lake>

Richard Hammond: LOL

Jeremy Clarkson: LOL
oh cock by BadAssGirl December 30, 2013
Words you can keep
An expression from the TV-series "Top Gear", more specifically from one of the hosts, James May.

Whenever something goes wrong, not according to plan or something is just wierd, you lett out loudly : "oh cock"
"Oh cock"

"Oh cock moment with the boys"
oh cock by taxfrauder2000 April 28, 2021

Oh my cock 

Like "oh my god", only with cock.
Did you see that hottie? I was like " oh my cock!"
Oh my cock by Doc184 July 11, 2010
(translation); "Ah, I see events have not taken their ideal course"

uk expression of vexation/mild stomach pain

favourite saying of James May of top gear in event of catastrophe/death/fire
*home explodes into flames*

"Oh, Cock..."

Oh, Cock by jnm42 August 19, 2008

OH MY GOD!! A BIG FAT COCK!!!! 

Something you say when there is a BIG FAT COCK in the vicinity.
*A BIG FAT COCK! is nearby*
Person: OH MY GOD!! A BIG FAT COCK!!!!

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"My salad days,
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