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That really slow person who never gets jokes, references and can't see irony
Kyle never gets any comedies, he's such an ogilvie
ogilvie by kruietuin October 10, 2014

Ogilvie's Theorem 

A theorem concocted in 2021 by notable cultural historian Brian W. Ogilvie, claiming that '30 - 5 + 1 = 24'. Widely ridiculed on websites such as Twitter and Tumblr for being so notoriously incorrect. The post has since been deleted.
Damn, did you see John in class today?
Yeah, he aced that section on Ogilvie's Theorem!

ogilvie high school 

Badass school with the greatest teachers and students ever. especially the class of 2012. Great football team, improving basketball team. Good wrestling, baseball, volleyball,and track teams. All around great place to go to school. GO OGILVIE LIONS!!!
Who do we play tonight?

ogilvie high school.
oh no we will lose for sure!

wanna fake injuries?

ya better than having to play them!

tanner ogilvie 

a commonly used term to refer to someone with average sized testical's. The exact opposite of somebody with large nuts. have average nuts at most!
wow your nuts are small man, your such a tanner ogilvie
tanner ogilvie by BIGDOG1125 April 20, 2011

hayley ogilve 

Hayley; Damn, hayley ogilve nose so big i wanna throw a dart at it
hayley ogilve by Bdkdhekldbd December 20, 2017
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