offlife

Not alive, not on life, dead; also not online, not aware of the internet or the online world. Disconnected.

Einstein is offlife, but he has an awesome online presence.

by kiloechonov December 12, 2010

You are offline

You are offline

You are offline

by JDMac12 June 6, 2019

Pissed-off life

On Karl Bartos' song, "Overdrive", you can clearly hear him say, "Pissed-off life" yet it's supposed to be, "Kiss of life".

I blew the fuse
I blew my mind
Pissed-off life
Overdrive

by Telephony July 21, 2014

Wrapper offline

A copy of the retired Go Animate website the former developers gave up on a few years ago. Its basically the same thing.... WITH MORE BUGS!

I use wrapper offline a lot, sadly it still has bugs, Alvin Hung might even use it one day!

by Wrapper offline User March 31, 2021

Offline Bengee Vibes

A call for much needed financial generosity by a popular gaming streamer only to not reciprocate this generosity to dedicated and supportive fan.

Snutz: I need them offline bengee vibes
Dedicated fan: gotchu

Snutz has gone offline

Dedicated fan: Bro you going to q tonight?

by BrehTacos March 8, 2021

offline chat

When people talk in a Twitch streamer's chat despite them being offline, or not live.
The chats are normally chill, and are similar to very large group chats or general Discord servers.

"I'm talking in the offline chat right now."

by asleepyxsloth January 3, 2021

Offline Predator

A person who uses real-world means in order to solicit sex from other people who are usually many years younger than them. These people are commonly found in grocery stores, parks, bars, and malls. They can be recognized by their rape van, molestache, and rapist glasses.

-"Did you see that old guy spittin' on college girls at the grocery store?"
-"Yeah he was a total offline predator."

by Pentagon March 21, 2010