office poo

When someone forgets its an open-plan office and uses the facilities on the same floor for "reading time"

Whats that smell? Has someone done an office poo again?

by bazzybizzle March 10, 2022

Out of office Poo

A poo that’s not at your usual pooing time

I had such a large lunch, I needed an “out of office poo”.

by BillyJo420 December 20, 2023

Office Poodle

Office Poodle (noun): A type of worker in an office setting that will be the bane of your existence. Overacheiver, brown-noser, quick to run to management to report issues with everyone at the drop of a hat. An office poodle is the type of person who organizes ALL the office social functions including but not limited to: birthday celebrations, baby showers, engagement announcements, retirement toasts, and will be that person to insist everyone contributes monetarily. They will also be the person to coordinate holiday gifts to the boss, and insist everyone chip in $40 instead of $10. An office poodle may or may not know every single detail of your personal life, but they’d be the type to report you for wearing Crocs under your desk. They also would be the type to look over your shoulder while you’re scrolling Pinterest, later to put out an all staff email about “Personal device use on company time”. An office poodle will be the type to freak out over small changes that derail their routine. Imagine them pacing around in circles, wetting the floor in moments of crisis. These are the kinds of people who always look to make themselves look good to the company, but aren’t terribly concerned if it makes you look like a slacker in the process.

I rolled into work 6 minutes late with my iced coffee and the office poodle made sure to bring it up at our staff meeting that morning.

by Thatgirloverthere369 February 2, 2021

Office Pool Eunich

When your office mates won't either join in the vairous office pools and/or mess it up somehow

I can't believe Mark and Joel split the NCAA pool- the night bfore the final game "just to be safe" What office pool eunichs!

or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!

by Stank the Tank June 19, 2008

Office Poop-a-traitor

The office coworker who poops on a different floor or area than his/her own daily and then steals snacks from the same floor/area.

I see Ken come to the 7th floor every day at 10 am to stink up the bathroom then goes to our lunchroom to steal donuts. Ken is the office poop-a-traitor!

by AngDevilo May 27, 2018

Poor Man's Office

An abandoned room or or laboratory on a college campus or high school ideally.

Where is Jamal? He is in his poor man's office in the abandoned chemistry lab on the fourth floor.

by fartso54 May 22, 2018

Poor effort in the office

To preform blatant laziness and complete dereliction of duty at hand

Bill Rick and Kevin demonstrated a poor effort in the office by dropping the ball

by Just pawns July 9, 2021