bazzybizzle's definitions

office poo

When someone forgets its an open-plan office and uses the facilities on the same floor for "reading time"

Whats that smell? Has someone done an office poo again?

by bazzybizzle March 10, 2022

IT Whispers

A game played by cloud computing where if something breaks they each blame the system before it in the processing chain, without any of them providing a real reason for the failure.

Looks like the web application is playing a game of IT whispers again.

by bazzybizzle September 7, 2021

ISO Migraine

A throbbing, dull pain within the centre of your brain, caused by excessive reading, translating or building of company security policy documents.

I've read so many damn policies now its given me an ISO migraine.

by bazzybizzle December 14, 2020