off the groceries

being so fucked up on drugs you no longer require the need to eat food

"I saw Jordan smoking meth again."

"Oh shit blood, he must be off the groceries again."

by blowjobs March 06, 2018

Dropping off the groceries

The act of shitting your pants and dropping it off in the toilet later. (Usually occurs in an intense game of world of Warcraft)

Sorry mum, can't help, im Dropping off the groceries.

by Pubic Dreadlocks November 16, 2016

Pinch the head off of a grocery snake

Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".

Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.

Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.

by jake4d April 27, 2010