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extreme relativsm, and extreme preference for personal feelings over abstract logical ideals.

ofekism leads to a kind of thinking where X is just as good as Y at some certain level (which is usually attained via credentialism/connections), and then when that level is attained X is just Y and everything just becomes subjective.

in addition, you must be extremely pretentious because you are an expert but, will forget important historical facts in addition to this.
Based person: I'm against all forms of Ofekism, art is objective!
Ofek: But, you must consider that I want it this way because I am an expert. I have studied opera for over 25 years, remember that Ramey is just as good as Pasero because they are both professional opera singers, and at that level it is all subjective.

Based person: Do you like Anselmi Ofek?
Ofek: What is Anselmi?
ofekism by myrealname1000 March 15, 2025
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everything is personal -> therefore we need relativism to satisfying everyone feelings.
Example 1 of Ofekism:

Ofekist: Ah, X is just as good as Y. For example, Maria Callas is just as good as Renata Tebaldi because at that level everything is purely subjective.

Example 2:

Ofek: What is Anselmi?

Example 3:
Ofek: Fried and HVK are just as good as each other in Beethoven 3, I prefer HVK though.
Ofekism by myrealname1000 June 5, 2025
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