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Octocunt 

Collective Noun:
A room or carriage of 8 or more people, none of whom will stand up for a pregnant or disabled person.
Claire: "I Stood in the dentist waiting room for twenty minutes on crutches literally shaking in pain and not one of the eight people already seated offered me their chair".

Helen: "You met an Octocunt".
Octocunt by Stillwater_Bob November 7, 2011

octocultural 

Octocultural People come from eight cultural backgrounds unlike multicultural people who come from seven backgrounds.
I'm Octocultural not multicultural, I come from eight backgrounds instead of seven backgrounds like multicultural people.
octocultural by Spokentruth November 29, 2019

octocontrabass clarinet 

Not much is known about this instrument. It is pitched 1 octave below the contrabass clarinet, two octaves below the bass clarinet, and three octaves below the Bb clarinet. Its lowest note is one octave below one of the lowest notes on the piano, and it is no longer in use as the only model for it is broken beyond repair. It is also the REAL lowest woodwind, and battles for the lowest note obtained with an instrument with the 64’ stop organ. Plays into the -1 octave range.
Holy crud! Is that a octocontrabass clarinet?

I thought it is unable to be played!
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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