obits 

short for a person's obituary printed in the daily newspaper.

"Did you read the obits column in the papes?"
"Heard our teach died."

obits by AUD Matel May 17, 2008

obitchuary 

an obituary for a really nasty person written truthfully about that person.

when my uncle finally croaks I'm going to send the paper a truthful obitchuary.

obitchuary by henro50 March 4, 2017

Obitutainment 

The resulting news coverage after the death of a celebrity.

Man, the obitutainment industry must be making SO much money after the death of Michael Jackson!

Obitutainment by Willobeen July 13, 2009

obitine 

OBITINE IS SOOOO ADORABLE

It is the ship name for Obi Wan Kenobi and Duchess Satine Kryze when Obi Wan was younger he and his master Qui Gon Jin spend a year protecting the duchess doing that time Obi Wan and Satine develop feelings for each other later Satine tells him “Ever since that Day you came to my aide I loved you” and in reply he says “If you said the word I would have left the Jedi Order” I SHIP THEM SOOO MUCH!! Seeing Anakin Skywalker’s expression though of when He figures out that he and Satine have feelings you can see he ships them OBITINE FOREVER!!! 💕💕

Me: OH MY GOSH OBITINE IS SOO ADORABLE!!
Friend: What’s Obitine?
Me: glares What’s OBITINE ONLY ONE OF THE CUTEST COUPLE’s alive!! It’s Obi Wan Kenobi and Satine Kryze

Friend: Oh

obitine by Fangirl4life❤️ April 22, 2018

onitsuka 

Kihachiro Onitsuka was a Japanese soldier who after WWII decided that sports would be good for Japanese youth. He therefore learned how to make shoes circa 1949. He then founded Onitsuka Co Ltd. In 1958 he bought the "Tiger" brand. In 1972 they merged with another company called Jelenk and then they decided they needed a new name. So,they found an old latin phrase that said, "Anima Sana In Corpore Sano"; which means, "A soundmind in a sound body". By taking the first letters of each word in the latin phrase you get ASICS, which is the name of the shoe brand.

Now a days Onitsuka's are used alot by the "scene" or "scenester" subcultures, specifically those consisting of indie and hipster styles.

Man 1: Dude, look at that guy with the onistuka's, that's so hardcore!
Man 2: Scene! Onitsuka's are sooo expensive...

onitsuka by SceneQueen December 23, 2005

Walking Obituary

People who come into a bar for the sole reason that have nowhere else to go and are basically waiting to die. Ususally these people have no lives, jobs or friends and rely people who are not aware of what social leeches they are and accidentally engage them in conversation.

New guy just sat down next to that walking obituary who is actually knitting at the end of the bar and won't shut up about her 12 dead husbands and having to put her cat down.

Walking Obituary by ZDogg77 January 24, 2011

Obito

A dude that simped over rin, ruined narutos life, and started a war. And also a dude that had one of the saddest deaths in naruto. At least my boi obito smashin rin in the afterlife.

Anessa: oh look it’s Tobi

Brooke: You mean obito?

Anessa: wtf bro u spoiled it

Obito by Magic fetus August 4, 2020