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The Oatman 

The Oatman is a move of legendary proportions. It involves spreading a honey baked hams legs and inserting your shaft into her candy basket. After 2 mins of humping, remove the D, and roll her over into the golden retriever doggy style position. Continue visiting pound town, while at the same time ripping off a piece of duct tape and placing it in your hand. Spread her ass cheeks apart with your man hands and place the strip on her asshole. Quickly, push it into position then remove it violently, while shouting "gotcha bitch". You have successfully completed The Oatman.....GEAUX TIGERS
Yoooo brah, I give my bitch THE OATMAN last night.......shes been bleeding in her panties all day....#winning
The Oatman by JordanJefferson October 15, 2011
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Jason Oatman 

Jason Oatman has a great day.
Jason Oatman by dearest pet November 23, 2021

Shawn Oakman

A thing that could kill a gorilla with the glance of his eyes. A non-human creature that eats steel for

breakfast and kills Navy SEALS for pre-game warmups. Also a defensive end for the University of Baylor.
Shawn Oakman fought a lion before he went on his morning jog.
Shawn Oakman by ratliffsuckscock January 2, 2015
A hardworking person, who knows his place and never treats people wrong. always catches hoes even when he isn't trying to. Always considers the feelings of people, especially his friends. Considers family the most valuable thing in the world. They also love to be outdoors doing a activity with friends and family . They also have the strongest work ethic of anyone and will always get what they need done.
Otman by real facts 21 November 9, 2020
Ootman is a african god of memes. Ootman is a strong god, before he became a god, he died by getting ran over by a stampede of elaphants while using his windows vista playing roblox. Ootman will smite you if you claim that he doesn’t exsist. The name of his religion is ootmanism. To praise ootman, you make a door, bang on it for a couple of minutes while yelling “ootman open up”. Then leave gifts at the door, than listen to “the lion sleeps tonight” while in a triangle, square, or any shape with more than 2 edges. Ootman loaths straight lines because he got killed by a line of stampeding elaphants. Btw this is a joke so dont actually do this
Johnny: lets praise ootman
Max: ok
ootman by Woke memologist January 15, 2019
What an Ostman
ostman by Looooooo000oool January 27, 2017