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Shawn Oakman

A thing that could kill a gorilla with the glance of his eyes. A non-human creature that eats steel for

breakfast and kills Navy SEALS for pre-game warmups. Also a defensive end for the University of Baylor.

Shawn Oakman fought a lion before he went on his morning jog.

Shawn Oakman by ratliffsuckscock January 2, 2015