a fucked up all girls school in Pittsburgh Pa, infested with cliquey, stuck up, twisted, hypocritical bitches. the administration is on a different level of hierarchy. the principal thinks she can control everyone and everything, washing her beliefs (and her beliefs only) down your throat until you can’t breathe. everyone competes about everything from Canada Goose jackets to literally fucking central catholic boys. many people suffer from suicidal thoughts or actions. rumors are spread so easily. every single girl is infatuated with drama. do not send your child here unless you want her to turn into a fucked up stoner who has been mentally and physically abused.
Oh she’s a stoner, she must go to oakland catholic.

Her body count is over 20, of course she goes to oakland catholic.

You can always see all of those oakland catholic bitches’ bare ass cheeks because of how many times they roll their skirts.
by b@ll$@ck June 2, 2020
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same thing as central catholic:
- mostly a bunch of privileged white republicans who will never learn any better because they end up at all white colleges and surround themselves with like-minded people
- soccer moms
- filled with locals :o
- marry their cousins
- there are a handful of cool/chill people but for the most part just a bad crowd
"did you see that instagram post of the white girl on the mission trip?
'yeah she thinks she's fixing the whole world'
'she must be from oakland catholic'"

"that girl's spray tan got her lookin like a cheeto... she must be an oakland girl"
by bleepbloop69 March 27, 2018
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A horrible, horrible school in pittsburgh full of cliquey, slutty, bitches; horrible teachers who shove their beliefs down your throat; and a totalitarian administration. Do not send your daughters there unless you want to ruin their lives, as it has ruined mine.
"That girl's skirt is rolled up so much, she must be from Oakland Catholic."
by alcrea November 1, 2011
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