oakland catholic

a fucked up all girls school in Pittsburgh Pa, infested with cliquey, stuck up, twisted, hypocritical bitches. the administration is on a different level of hierarchy. the principal thinks she can control everyone and everything, washing her beliefs (and her beliefs only) down your throat until you can’t breathe. everyone competes about everything from Canada Goose jackets to literally fucking central catholic boys. many people suffer from suicidal thoughts or actions. rumors are spread so easily. every single girl is infatuated with drama. do not send your child here unless you want her to turn into a fucked up stoner who has been mentally and physically abused.
Oh she’s a stoner, she must go to oakland catholic.

Her body count is over 20, of course she goes to oakland catholic.

You can always see all of those oakland catholic bitches’ bare ass cheeks because of how many times they roll their skirts.
by b@ll$@ck June 02, 2020
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oakland catholic

same thing as central catholic:
- mostly a bunch of privileged white republicans who will never learn any better because they end up at all white colleges and surround themselves with like-minded people
- soccer moms
- filled with locals :o
- marry their cousins
- there are a handful of cool/chill people but for the most part just a bad crowd
"did you see that instagram post of the white girl on the mission trip?
'yeah she thinks she's fixing the whole world'
'she must be from oakland catholic'"

"that girl's spray tan got her lookin like a cheeto... she must be an oakland girl"
by bleepbloop69 May 16, 2018
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oakland catholic

A horrible, horrible school in pittsburgh full of cliquey, slutty, bitches; horrible teachers who shove their beliefs down your throat; and a totalitarian administration. Do not send your daughters there unless you want to ruin their lives, as it has ruined mine.
"That girl's skirt is rolled up so much, she must be from Oakland Catholic."
by alcrea November 01, 2011
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Oakland catholic is a school of stuck up bitches who all have horrible spray tans and post thirst traps on TikTok just to get the must central sluts to like their slut asses back. DO NOT under any circumstances send your daughter here. The light you one saw in her sweet, innocent eyes will be slowly but surely dragged out. The immense amount of cart oil she will inhale her freshmen year might just kill her then. If you walk through the halls and even make eye contact with some of these girls, a rumor will be spread about you in the next 24 hours. Everyone here has a bible quote in their bio but seriously has like 30 plus bodies. ALSO, every girl here has fucked their friends man, friend groups pass around dick like it's a fucking basketball it should be labeled incest. Stay far away from these she-devils, all they want is some central dick and to become a mission trip leader (so that they can post themselves holding a Jamaican child on instagram).
oh she goes to Oakland catholic she must have 500 bodies
Did you see her instagram bio, ya she goes to Oakland catholic
by jumpingleapfrog77 August 20, 2025
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