Oakland catholic is a school of stuck up bitches who all have horrible spray tans and post thirst traps on TikTok just to get the must central sluts to like their slut asses back. DO NOT under any circumstances send your daughter here. The light you one saw in her sweet, innocent eyes will be slowly but surely dragged out. The immense amount of cart oil she will inhale her freshmen year might just kill her then. If you walk through the halls and even make eye contact with some of these girls, a rumor will be spread about you in the next 24 hours. Everyone here has a bible quote in their bio but seriously has like 30 plus bodies. ALSO, every girl here has fucked their friends man, friend groups pass around dick like it's a fucking basketball it should be labeled incest. Stay far away from these she-devils, all they want is some central dick and to become a mission trip leader (so that they can post themselves holding a Jamaican child on instagram).
oh she goes to Oakland catholic she must have 500 bodies
Did you see her instagram bio, ya she goes to Oakland catholic
Did you see her instagram bio, ya she goes to Oakland catholic
by jumpingleapfrog77 August 20, 2025
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