NYMA

Best school in America. For just a few dozen thousand dollars, you can enjoy the lavish lifestyle of a New York Military Academy cadet: pleasant aroma of asbestos in academic buildings, decorative non-functional smoke detectors and fire extinguishers, tropical rain forest inspired ceiling leaks, modern art mold and mildew in eating facility. This is the place to go if you don't want to waste your time on those silly schools that give you good educations or solid connections. This may be a historic private "prep-school", but rest assured - no work is expected of you. Things to bring that aren't on the packing list: money to bribe the adults who take drug tests and hand out punishments, hidden camera to catch thieves, a concealable knife to defend against gangbangers and druggies, a crisp $50 bill to snort the pills you'll get addicted to, a second cell phone, clorox wipes for the bodily fluids that will be strewn across your floor, energy bars to substitute the 3 day old breakfast, and several packs of e-cig cartridges to sell on the side. Whatever this school used to be, isn't anymore. NYMA is a breeding ground for everything those pesky parents want to avoid. Are you "always ready" to get physically and mentally abused? Want to waste 35k, avoid receiving a legitimate education, and have come out dull and angry? If so, come to NYMA! "Set apart for excellence."

Bob: "I want to go to West Point so I'm going to NYMA."
Billy: "You fucking retard, the only place you'll go to after NYMA is a community college or prison."

Steve: "Hey Joe, are there any girls at NYMA?"
Joe: "Yeah, but out of the 10, 5 are gross lesbians and the other 5 are just gross."

by cocaineskier June 19, 2015

NYMA

School that used to be kick ass but has gone down the pooper in the last 17 years. Has many important graduates such as Donald Trump and John Gotti. Has fine living quarters such as the state of the art "Jones Barracks" and a 5 star dining facility where you can enjoy tasty delights prepared by the country's most outstanding chefs. Home of the the "Jungle" as well as some so called "skinheads". Also called "New York Military Academy". "need your money academy, and nice young men academy".

"Hey how is your house holding up after that storm?"
"It got NYMA'd so bad, the shit is in pieces"

"Tommy is being a little shit, what should we do with him Bob?"
"Send his bitch ass to NYMA"

by 333's April 26, 2007

nyma

fucking HELL on earth

nyma aka new york military academy is the biggest piece of shit scam school in the world and i hope it blows the fuck up...(Need Your Money Academy is what we really call it

by mike March 28, 2004

nyma

someone that dont understand how much you love them and who dont realise that you could die for them.

"he is my nyma"

by dumbbitch$$$ April 25, 2021

Nymares

The strange and horrifying nightmares experienced while sleeping under the influence of Nyquil.

I've got a bad cold, but if I've got to be up in 6 hours. If I take Nyquil now, the Nymares will shatter my fragile mind and turn me into a super villain.

by BrandonBob December 1, 2009

Nyman

De facto slang word for "alcohol"

Us: "We've got to go back into town and get Nyman!"

Her: "Is that what you call alcohol?"

Us: (Looking back and forth shiftily) "It is now"

by rsposys August 31, 2005

Loki Nyman Effect

The observed chronological disparity seen in an object travenling to another dimension via trans-dimensional wormhole. Total time elapsed is dependant on the distance of the dimension. Typically, the further it is, the longer it takes (usually approximately 6 hours earth time to travel from one dimension to the next), although to the object traveling in the wormhole in question, no time seems to have elapsed (as one would experience traveling through a wormhole, trans-dimensional or otherwise).

If you dont understand the Loki Nyman Effect, dont worry...there arent that many humans that do.

by seonhalfbreed January 30, 2006