to nuke a small nation with small nukes; also to shoot your enemy with a giant gamma-ray beam cannon that was built to destroy all life on earth called the Genesis.
The great rat king of the underworld; a nuuman is the greatest creation ever made, he was never born but spawned in as a god, worshiped among men, nuuman is the greatest creation ever made, he is a godlike....no he is just a god. If you meet a nuuman, your only choice is to either bow down in fear or worship him; if you run he will hunt you down; he is also pretty poggers and a good friend to have due to his powee.
Oh shittt run!! It's nuuman god of time; his dick too big
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).