nutwangler 

A person who has his nuts tangled in someones hair. mild insult

He's a nutwangler! or he nutwangled me

nutwangler by Libathon February 4, 2008

Nutbanger 

A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.

1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.

2. Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.

Nutbanger by Laker John September 22, 2006

Nutbanger 

A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that Kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate Kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.

1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.

2. Lamar Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.

Nutbanger by Laker John September 20, 2008

nuthanger

chick who will hang on every guys nuts so she’ll be the raddest chick and their best girl friend. A nut hanger will mold themselves into anyone, because they lack the confidence to be themselves. They also lack any real friendships with girls (which is sad). The nut hanger also lacks the knowledge that guys will always stick with guys, no matter how much you are “like a dude”….leaving you out constantly. The nut hanger will then bitch, whine, and moan because they’re not always invited--which will then lead to an eventual loss of “friendship”-- where the nut hanger will then move onto the next group of dudes.

If a chick asks dudes if she's their number one girl friend she's a nuthanger.

nuthanger by truefriend723 January 12, 2010

nutwaggler

a man in black trench coat that will steal you nuts and sell them on the dark web

god dam it that nutwaggler stole me nuts

nutwaggler by the nutwaggler February 20, 2020

nubwangler 

a chronic addict to crack cocaine who has type 2 diabetes and lives in a decomposed hobbit hole

you bumbling nubwangler

nubwangler by choclitmilkkk May 4, 2023

NutWAGGER 

A person who wags nuts

Robbie is a nutWAGGER

NutWAGGER by EnemyTurner October 29, 2018