nutvig
A Man that nut evry day. Sometimes he Voicecracks while Nutting or Talking whitfriends while thinking about nuts.
Hi Nutvig!
nutvig by Joshuaanska September 22, 2017
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nutrigraining
the act of shoving 8 nutrigrain bars (preferably strawberry) up the asshole with full force and keeping time of how long you can keep them in.
nutrigraining by barb farb June 19, 2008
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Nutvag
slang) for someone who has both a nutsack and a vagina. Noun also: I will kick you in the Nutvag. This also helps if you are uncertain as to the gender of the person you will be kicking. Also if a woman is being overly aggressive, and generally hates men, and loves to be a real monster, you can say "man she's really gotta Nutvag!!
The same goes for a man, if he's really acting like a woman on her period, emotional, kinda bitchy, and is just showing no manly traits whatsoever, you could say " dude, put away your Nutvag" or "oh I could see you're wearing your Nutvag today."
It's kinda like someone wearing their ovaries on the outside. Lol It's great because it works great for both men and women.
The same goes for a man, if he's really acting like a woman on her period, emotional, kinda bitchy, and is just showing no manly traits whatsoever, you could say " dude, put away your Nutvag" or "oh I could see you're wearing your Nutvag today."
It's kinda like someone wearing their ovaries on the outside. Lol It's great because it works great for both men and women.
nutvice
An overbearing girlfriend who seeks to manipulate and control their partner's life with constant nagging, petty fights, and unsatisfiable demands. Usually in their early 30's, a nutvice feels a sense of entitlement to control the thoughts, dreams, goals and wallet of their boyfriend. Their methodology is to apply intense pressure and heat so that their partner's nuts magically turn into the diamond they feel they deserve, much like how a real diamond is formed in the earth's mantle. A man under the control of a nutvice will rarely be allowed to see his friends without written permission several weeks in advance but may disappear all together.
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