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slang) for someone who has both a nutsack and a vagina. Noun also: I will kick you in the Nutvag. This also helps if you are uncertain as to the gender of the person you will be kicking. Also if a woman is being overly aggressive, and generally hates men, and loves to be a real monster, you can say "man she's really gotta Nutvag!!

The same goes for a man, if he's really acting like a woman on her period, emotional, kinda bitchy, and is just showing no manly traits whatsoever, you could say " dude, put away your Nutvag" or "oh I could see you're wearing your Nutvag today."

It's kinda like someone wearing their ovaries on the outside. Lol It's great because it works great for both men and women.
If you don't shut up, I'm gonna kick you in the nutvag!!

You know Bob? Well I saw him yesterday and he was acting like he was on his period!

Yeah I know he was acting like a real nutvag!!
Nutvag by Cypher888 December 29, 2010
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A word to describe something that exudes an ample amount of lewdness to the point where someone would nut to it.
Nuttage by nuttagemaster August 2, 2022
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When you go ballistic over some trivial manner in the way your food has been served to you and you then endanger the lives of other people over it.
Cho Hyun-ah went nutrage for serving her a bag macadamia nuts on a Korean Air flight in a bag instead of on a plate. She then ordered the plane back to the gate and ordered me to disembark.
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someone who is a little bit crazy, a little bit squirrelly
That dude just talked for half an hour straight about flying saucers and their connection to the tabasco sauce industry. What a nutbag!
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Poster Nutbag

A dead cat that used to be Jimmy's pet. But now Jimmy wants a dog.
Dad- Son, I have some bad news
Jimmy- What is it Dad?
Dad- It's about your cat, Poster
Jimmy- Poster Nutbag ??
Dad- Yes
Jimmy- What is it Dad?

Dad- ...Your cat DIIIIIIEEEEEEEDD !!!
A crazed female/male.
Or someome who act crazy/recklesss.
Theyre a real nutbag.
Nutbag by SmolVag July 20, 2017
a rag or hankerchief used to wipe cum off your dick after you beat off!
After masturbating to Pam Anderson, Mark used his nutrag to while his evidence.
nutrag by Morphius January 1, 2006
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