To receive (or give) an extreme uppercut, similar to a falcon punch, directly into the ballsack and ending up with either one or both testicles lodged up within the abdomen. The reversal of this process could take days or even weeks, all dependent on how big the nutshovers biceps were. Until the said testicles descend, the victim in a constant condition that is a.k.a NUTSHOVED.
Nadsack: Dude, u still nutshoved?
Matt: Yeah... B nutshoved me a week ago.
Nadsack: I wanna get nutshoved too!
Matt: Yeah... B nutshoved me a week ago.
Nadsack: I wanna get nutshoved too!
by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009
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